Can this marriage be saved?

First, Ian invites his new boss over for dinner on the spur of the moment. And this new boss guy is a peach; as we know, a gentleman never accepts an invitation that is offered less than three days in advance for reasons we shall see below. Can this marriage be saved? No.
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Then, Ian springs this mess on Toby, who is not happy. Can this marriage be saved? No.
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Toby has her own thing going on. Can this marriage be saved? Maybe.
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Ian is all “I I I ME ME ME” and Toby has her own thing going on, whatever it is. Can this marriage be saved? No.
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Toby is serving take-out to jerk boss. Who cares if this marriage can be saved?
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Toby is too busy to sleep with Ian. Can this marriage be saved? Maybe.
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And now Ian can’t/won’t/doesn’t go to Toby’s show that is SO IMPORTANT to her. Can this marriage be saved? Saved, people? It’s DOOOMED!
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Where the hell is Mary Worth when people actually need her? And why didn’t Toby send up a surprise dinner guest SOS and invite Mary to take up the table talk slack? Mary would have at least brought some homemade beige food and a bottle of wine. Say what you will about my Mary, but she has great manners.

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