Hey, Saturday

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For God’s sake, Mary, let the man move in before you start to meddlize him.

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Uh oh, when LuAnn gives a guy another chance, it usually ends up in a near matrimonial experience. Run, Mr. Downey, run far away and fast. Transfer to the George V in Paris or something, but do it now.

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Sunny has good hair.

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Just shut up, Jermey, just shut the fuck up. Bullwinkle and Red Skelton were among the greatest comedic geniuses of the American 20th century. They should be taught in every High School in America, you little creep. Honestly, how do Connie and whatzhisname stand it?

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Oh Margaret! Oh Prunella!

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And congratulations, guys, on your second Harvey win! (scroll down for complete list of winners) You RULE SO HARD!

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Why, God WHY can’t other strips I read be like this!? Yes, I mean A3G and Mary Worth. Why! I mean, could Dick Tracy at least have Margo Magee in a storyline? …please…?

(Isn’t there a Hugo Agogo in Dick Tracy? Why not Margo Agogo? She could be his ex-wife, living in NYC under her maiden name with 2 airheads. Well, one airhead and Tommie Thompson, who defies categorization.)