Apartment 3G deathwatch: day 6 of 6 Finale (of sorts)

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

The Hollow Men, T.S. Eliot

Apartment 3G deathwatch because I can’t go through this alone. Let’s see how horrible it can get. Pretty damn horrible, I would say.

Day 6, last day ever: Oh, for God’s sake. Run it into the ground and leave it to bleed to death, didn’t you Bolle and Shulock? Bolle’s career is over, but anyone who’d hire Margaret Shulock to do anything should remember what she did to Apartment 3G at the end. I know I’ll remember.

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Apartment 3G deathwatch: day 5 of 6

Apartment 3G deathwatch because I can’t go through this alone. We’ve got 1 more day of a formerly great soap comic, let’s see how horrible it can get.

Day 5: “So smile, Margo, and move on.” Will these be the words our heroine bestows upon us that we might face the future without fear, regret, or despair? If so, then screw you, Margo. Don’t let the screendoor hit you on the ass on your way out. Bitter? Moi?

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Apartment 3G deathwatch: day 3 of 6

Apartment 3G deathwatch because I can’t go through this alone. We’ve got 3 days of a formerly great soap comic, let’s see how horrible it can get.

Day 3: “Here comes Margo!” God laughs at me and my puny hope that maybe, just maybe, this strip will have a decent ending.
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In other strip ending news, Momma (have read) and Lockhorns (dislike) ended today. Thank goodness Comics Curmudgeon is on the job (unlike Shulock and Bolle, alas).
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Apartment 3G deathwatch: day 2 of 6

Apartment 3G deathwatch because I can’t go through this alone. We’ve got 4 days of a formerly great soap comic, let’s see how horrible it can get.

Day 2: Really? They’re wasting time on a wedding no one sane cares about? Really? Oh, ignoble death, blah blah blah.
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Saturday Agony

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Margo is so bossy, she must be an Aries. Maybe a Leo, but she’s not egotistically generous enough (Leos will borrow money to lend it to make themselves look good). And she’s not enough of a party girl to be a Sagittarius. So if she’s not an Aries, maybe a Capricorn or Scorpio, but I still vote for an Aries. Oh, and who doesn’t Margo’s mother’s psychic/astrologer, Diane Devine, remind you of? Artwork anyone?

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Oh, yeah, Hanna? Good riddance, and live happily ever after.

Apartment 3G “art”

Okay, A3G art has reached critical mass for me today:

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I won’t bore you with the story, but that’s not LuAnn, it’s just LuAnn’s hair slapped on a temporary character. And that thing in her, um, hand? Seems to be some kind of terrifying new species of wombat-feline-owl hybrid.

Could the Dick Tracy team PLEASE save A3G, too? Please?